ok so we had this family gathering thing and i got drunk for the frist time in a year because fuck how else can i survive my family and yeah my dad was like “do you know what, being drunk looks fine on a young man, but not a young woman like you” and i was like “do you know what dad being sexist doesn’t look fine on anyone” and everyone laughed at him and i just sat there like
this is the best thing to ever happen
i’M FUCKING CRYING
WIN WIN WIN WIN!
I AM SO FUCKING DONE
My life has not been complete since I listened to this.
I lost it at the second ‘the precious’ was mentioned.
And again at the screaming.
And harder than ever before at every other ‘precious’ mentioning.
OMFG hahahaha xD