ezramillrs:

ok so we had this family gathering thing and i got drunk for the frist time in a year because fuck how else can i survive my family and yeah my dad was like “do you know what, being drunk looks fine on a young man, but not a young woman like you” and i was like “do you know what dad being sexist doesn’t look fine on anyone” and everyone laughed at him and i just sat there like 

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i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green

how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid

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thelimitsinthesky:

cacophiliac:

closure-in-faith:

kfcgoddess:

jjacobson89:

ikilledalaska:

likeelava:

Gollum Covers Taylor Swift

this is the best thing to ever happen

i’M FUCKING CRYING

WIN WIN WIN WIN!

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

My life has not been complete since I listened to this.

I lost it at the second ‘the precious’ was mentioned.
And again at the screaming.
And harder than ever before at every other ‘precious’ mentioning.

OMFG hahahaha xD

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otpswillruinyourlife:

 

booksandcatslover:

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im-an-assbutt:

I would consent to Yahoo buying Tumblr on two conditions:
1) We get a live chat system
2) We get an Outbox
That’s all I want from you Yahoo!

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partyintheurl:

how to get the best of both worlds

1. chill it out, take it slow
2. then you rock out the show

(via realisticallyincapable)